I'm so McBovvered now

I’m meant to be finalising my paper. I’ve been off work for the last few weeks and will be for another 3 weeks. My phones have been off/on silent, and I’ve not even bothered with the door bell. This is not very helpful to my friends and family, especially those who have branded me ‘a walking A-Z’ and ‘talking pages. Missing me, they say, but am I bovvered right now, do I sound bovvered? No, even Catherine Tate agrees with me.

But I am starting to get McBothered now coz they are now calling my son’s phone, and the land line has been doing my heading. I’m considering leaving town and locking myself in my library, the only problem – 24hr service has been suspended until after May Bank Holiday.

Can these people go for Bank Holiday as well?

See you after my paper is well handed.