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I smile recklessly and I love excessively. I live today knowing I have no other day until tomorrow. Now is my moment. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is a mystery, but today, today is my gift (present).

Monday, 17 March 2008

Marketing Concepts




For those asking about the smile kama maua, I 've decided to give you a taste, just a taste of it.




Straight from facebook. I've tried to keep off facebook, especially after poking supposedly future Mr Maua, but, I just can not keep off. But I'll share what I found these evening.

Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed. Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, am fantastic in bed. Will you marry me?". That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are fantastic in bed. Marry me." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband That's Demand and Supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, "I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me!" She turns her face towards you - kumbe she is your wife! That's competition eating into your own market share.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You convince her that "you're fantastic in bed' and move with her to a hotel. You realize that she is not virgin as she claimed hence you decline going to bed with her. That's recalling of faulty brand from the market.

14 comments:

31337 said...

customer feedback, mbu i can relate to.

candybox said...

Demand and supply gap is ever so decreasing. lol

KK said...

That's a beautiful smile... am not that good in bed, but am always improving... marry me

Maua said...

@31337, room for more marketing research.
@candybox, quality goods move fast.
@kk, pls put in a business proposal.

joyunspeakable said...

oh yah...that smile.......

the teeth are gorgeous.....

am good whether in bed or out...in the biz proposal, who shall be the donor...me or you?

Maua said...

@ KK, Thanx
@joyunspeakable, thanx. Smile and teeth, good assets, they are called part of Maua the package. I'll have to approve, and I'm the donor.

joyunspeakable said...

We call that kind of relationship foreign investor....that means the lady finances the relationship....i hope i'll be a good investment for you both in and out of bed.

Prettylyf said...

lol of FB, the addictive and all consuming good world of FB.

Cute smile :)

Maua said...

@prettylyf, FB???? Thanx.

phassie said...

ROFL.. I enjoyed the post. It has made my day!

Thanks ;)

Be silent said...

KK you are the winner...

Maua interesting

Maua said...

I'm still sorting the proposals.

neema divine said...

public relations and customer feedback sounds good!!!

boyfulani said...

i had to comment on the smile.JUST LIKE MINE, haha.
and yeah, as a marketer, advertiser and everything, i think KK wins hands down.
so hw abt the rest of MAUA?
cn we she pliz stand up?
FB is cool in as much pretty smiles as such carry the day. kwanza leo daily metro have a feature on that....
chiaz, great blowwwww-g.