Marketing Concepts

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Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed. Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, am fantastic in bed. Will you marry me?". That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are fantastic in bed. Marry me." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband That's Demand and Supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, "I'm fantastic in bed. Marry me!" She turns her face towards you - kumbe she is your wife! That's competition eating into your own market share.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You convince her that "you're fantastic in bed' and move with her to a hotel. You realize that she is not virgin as she claimed hence you decline going to bed with her. That's recalling of faulty brand from the market.